Terms of Service

Effective Date: January 11, 2025

1. Introduction

Welcome to our fictional website dedicated to the Top 71 Hackers of All Time. By accessing or using this website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. These terms are designed to protect the site owner, ensure fairness, and add a touch of fun to your browsing experience.

2. Acknowledgment of Fictionality

All content on this website, including but not limited to characters like Skiddy (a.k.a. GenJ), is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This website does not endorse or promote hacking in any form.

3. Intellectual Property

All content on this website, including text, graphics, and code, is the intellectual property of the site owner. Unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or use of this content is strictly prohibited. Violators will face the wrath of the fictional character Skiddy!

4. User Conduct

By using this website, you agree to the following:

5. Limitation of Liability

Under no circumstances shall the site owner be held liable for any damages arising from the use or inability to use this website. This includes, but is not limited to, damages caused by fictional characters coming to life and chasing you down for noncompliance.

6. Disclaimer

The content of this website is provided "as is" without any warranties, express or implied. We make no guarantees about the accuracy, reliability, or completeness of the fictional information presented here. Remember, this is just for fun!

7. Governing Law

These terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of the fictional Republic of Skiddiana. Any disputes will be resolved in the fictional courts of Hackopolis.

8. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless the site owner from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from your use of the website. This includes, but is not limited to, claims made by fictional entities.

9. Changes to the Terms

We reserve the right to modify these Terms of Service at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting. It is your responsibility to check this page regularly. Failure to comply may result in Skiddy haunting your dreams!

10. Entire Agreement

These Terms of Service constitute the entire agreement between you and the site owner. They supersede all prior agreements, whether written or oral, relating to the subject matter. We hope you enjoy your stay!

11. Fun Clause

If you have made it this far, congratulations! You agree to have fun, enjoy the fictional content, and not take anything here too seriously. Skiddy approves of your dedication.